The Limousine Hire FAQ is a resource to help our readers better understand their options in the limousine market and to get the most out of their Limousine experience by answering the questions most commonly asked by our readers. The LHFAQ provides information about your Limousine Hire as well as experiences that can be had in a Limousine.

A Limousine is a modern, luxury transportation device for driving a number of passengers, usually 8 or more, that is both safer, more luxurious and often quicker than more primitive methods such as bicycles, pogo-sticks, shoes, skateboards, and rolling on the skulls of heretics.

Yes. The two main varieties of limousine, up to 8 seaters and more than 8 seaters. 8 seaters are very similar to ordinary cars, whereas more than 8 seaters are based on 4 x 4 vehicles – better known as Chelsea Tractors. Both types of limousine started life as a standard automobile, normally in the USA, at some point in their life cycle they were cut in two, had a section in excess of 10’ fabricated and inserted into the space between the two cut halves and were welded back together. Please note that two halves of different crashed vehicles welded together are known as cut & shut, whereas two halves of the same vehicle with a 10’ extension are known as stretched limousines.

Your subjecthood will cease. The constant internal narrative "I" which has propelled you from suckling at your mother's teat through collective showers in the gym to university societies, marriage, three divorces and two point four children will be silenced forever. Nothing will ever happen to "you" again, and you won't even be around to notice. Your body will decay and return to the base elements out of which it arose. Your interment ceremony will be poorly attended but one ex-wife will weep for you.

True love is only possible once you have decided to build a birdhouse. The best birdhouses use solid wood and not particle board or plywood although some of the composites coming on the market today do show promise and offer the possibility of skipping the roofing felt and waterproofing steps that often trip-up beginners. Love exists only where a refuge is offered for the fragile things of the universe. Also one must be willing to accept that this house, of love or of birds, may never be inhabited. One should also note the birds commonly in your area and make the birdhouse appropriate to those species. Birdcages, however, as noted in literature and popular entertainment, are not acceptable substitutes for birdhouses.

There are products similar to limousines that are based on vehicles such as fire engines, hearses, police cars, we have even heard of one resembling an aircraft! Information about these limousines can be found in our Different Rides FAQ. Most Limousines can be spotted in their natural urban environment on most weekends, often in the twilight hours. Please approach them with caution as many of the passengers will be enjoying the effects of intoxicating substances (this does not apply to most of the paragons of virtue who drive these vehicles!) Please note that when the Limousine is parked in ‘blackout mode’ it is not advisable to approach as the driver can be otherwise occupied attending to the needs of distressed passengers, or even sleeping! It is also important to note that social justice can only arise when the security and liberty of the masses are accepted as the primary aims of society. Disengaging the "profit" motive and promoting the workers' control of the means of production are vital steps in this direction.

Yes and no. It is selfish and they will suffer. But suffering is the only route to enlightenment, and is a process of some satisfaction. One cannot have the rose without the thorn, the butter without the fat, nor the bull without the horns. If you prepare your children as best as possible for the torturous vagaries and random miseries of life you will position them to enjoy their moments of drunken collegiate idleness to the fullest. And what more can a parent hope for?